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High-Achieving & High-Earning

Business Folk

(Winners need lovin', too!)

ADVANCED LESSONS IN: Sales, Copywriting, Marketing, Persuasion, and Human Nature

“I use Kelvin’s insights in my retail sales job, which has surprisingly elevated me to making Honda's 'Counsel of Sales Leaders' two years in a row." ~ James Timpson
"Your stories are very effective." ~ A-List Copywriter David Deutsch.
"Your newsletter is the SHYT. I started printing them out and reading them while I'm on the road because I drive a lot with my new business. Your material is SOOO good- without blowing smoke up your… Just practical stuff I can apply today and get better results in every way". ~ Trey
"Best money I've invested in my business online in 10 years." ~ Mav
"Kelvin knows what he's talking about. His content has helped me sharpen my copywriting skills email marketing skills, and speaking skills. Yes, speaking skills!" ~ Raj. K
“Kelvin is the real deal. If you want to learn about copywriting and building a business that draws your ideal person to you, then you need to read his stuff." ~ subscriber
"Kelvin has got it all as a copywriter - it is worth it to get on his email list ( I have been for a few years now) just for the stream of entertaining stories and inspiration besides the professional help that he gives. Who ever heard of recommending that you get on someone's email list? That's how good his writing is." ~ Matthew Shelton
"Kelvin is my EF Hutton... he talks, I listen..." ~ Tim Stone
"Some of the most radical marketing techniques in internet history. Kelvin never fails to deliver." ~ Earl G
"I have been a subscriber of Kelvin Dorsey for more than 2 years now and purchased a couple of his books. His emails and books have helped me improve my copywriting skills for my sales pages and my website, which helped me increases my results tenfold!" ~ S.V.
"Get on his list! Kelvin's emails are a lot of fun to receive. I wouldn't miss one of them and am always overjoyed when I see one in my Inbox. How many marketing "Exp-Hurts" can you say that about ???" ~ subscriber
"Kelvin gets it. I come from a 40 year background in brick-and-mortar retail with numerous awards for customer service. The irony is... Kelvin's content would also be a good supplement for customer service training!" ~ Joseph Roselle
"Kelvin cuts through the crap. What he teaches just makes sense." ~ Jayce T
"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mindblowing tips and secrets." ~ subscriber
"I am starting to feel guilty for all the FREE value I extract from you. Kelvin Dorsey should be an INTERNATIONAL PHENOMENON........seriously!" ~ subscriber
"When it comes to the psychology of sales, he routinely hits it out of the park!” ~ subscriber
"Get ready for some ah-ha moments all throughout Kelvin's writings." ~ Michula T
"Kelvin Dorsey is crazy. That's why I like him!" ~ Nathan D.
"Kelvin reveals all the tricks and secrets of the salesman's trade without resorting to dishonesty." ~ Tom P
"Kelvin provides extraordinary insight into successful online marketing." ~ subscriber
"Great example of what a good marketer does best - sell himself. Hip and a little crude but entertaining information." ~ Carol H. S.
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This is ain’t your ordinary newsletter. In fact, this is as far from ordinary as Alec Baldwin is from becoming the poster child for gun rights.

But make no mistake, joining this newsletter might just be one of the best business decisions you ever make – like Ozzy Osbourne marrying Sharon.

Check Your Inbox to access your welcome pack

Inside The Welcome Pack:

Brash, arrogant, and smart as hell – all qualities that helped Ogilvy dominate the advertising industry. And… these qualities are on full display in this special documentary-style interview. Ogilvy talks big ideas, emotional-based advertising, and reveals insights into human nature even most pro marketers seem to be clueless about. This one’s gold.

Enjoy.

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Arguably the greatest copywriter to ever put pen to paper, Gary Halbert was so much more than just a copywriter. The man was a marketing savant. His understanding of human psychology and what made people buy was borderline clairvoyant. A master persuader and communicator, Halbert’s work should be required learning for all business people.

In this rare interview with his pal Joe Polish, Gary drops more gold than a one-armed gold miner at Klondike!

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Lemme address the large and dangerously psychotic elephant in the room – my credibility.
Look, I get it. If you don’t know me from a can of paint, then for all you know……

… I Could Be More Full of Crap Than a Constipated Whale!


Well, that’s why I’m throwing in a free issue of my $67 dollar monthly paid newsletter. After reading that, you’ll know whether I’m a complete blowhard or if I actually know whereof I speak.

Onward.

How did this man routinely convince bank robbers, kidnappers, and other criminal scum to buy into his ideas and comply? Well, after hearing this audio, you’ll know exactly how he did it.

Best part? The negotiation secrets you’ll learn work even better in business or everyday life.

Bottom line:

If you want an almost unfair advantage every time you enter a negotiation… listen to this audio.

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Dubbed “The World’s Greatest Negotiator”, this man has advised kings, princes, and world leaders. For nearly three decades, Herb Cohen was the FBI behavioral unit’s go-to teacher. Needless to say, Cohen is a grand master of negotiation.

Welp, in 1999, Cohen gave a 90-minute seminar at a prestigious business university to a bunch of up-and-coming negotiators. He generously disclosed all his negotiation secrets to these promising attendees. Luckily for us, Cohen’s talk was recorded.

Whoever pushed the record button that day deserves a medal!

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How do you write promotional emails people love to read and buy from?

Great question!

If you want a great answer… read through this ultimate email cheat sheet. It’ll give you a crash course in writing attention-grabbing, value-filled, and profit-producing emails.

You’re welcome.

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If you like to get to the heart of matters without all the pettifogging, then you’ll appreciate this book. Every lesson inside this book will show you proven ways to turn prospects into customers/clients… or get them to take whatever action you want people to take.

Whether you’re a copywriting greenhorn or a stone-cold expert, you’ll find copywriting secrets in here nobody ever told you.

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How To Prosper During Uncertain Times

This was recorded back in 2009 when the GFC was in full swing and business folks needed answers. And boy oh boy, did Dan Kennedy deliver.

And, what Dan shared that day is even more relevant in today’s unpredictable economy.

“If you understand and practically apply these principles and techniques, you can’t help but win!”, said Kennedy.

Amen.

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FACT: Most copywriters today couldn’t find their arse with both hands, a map, a bum-finding machine, and a proctologist!

Even that’s downplaying it.

OK. So why so much stumbling around in the dark?

There are many reasons, but one BIG reason is that they’re learning from hacks whose teachings are about as watered-down as a McDonald’s coke. These hacks are nothing but amatuers dressed in guru’s clothing. Well, that stuff doesn’t happen around here. What you get from me is sourced from the very best in the business. Now, see that guy holding the mic to the right? His name’s Parris Lampropoulos. Parris is so damn good a copywriting it makes me sick. He’s considered to be one of the best (if not the best) copywriters on the planet, and they ain’t wrong!

Bottom line: this audio is priceless!

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Obnoxioulsy Good Copywriting Secrets From a True Master

Listen, apply, and watch your sales improve.

Say what you will about Jordan Belfort (aka The Wolf of Wall Street), the man has a PhD in persuasion. This guy could sell yellow snow to the Eskimos and have them thanking him for the privilege.

Well anyhow, this webinar is a masterclass in persuasion and effective communication.

Plain and simple.

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The Guinness Book of Records named him “The World’s Greatest Salesman” an astounding 12 times. 

If you want to reign supreme when it comes to selling, if you want to be a sales god amongst sales peasants, then you must understand the secret behind Joe Girard’s success (it’s revealed in this audio), then…

… you must embrace it, nurture it, and rub its belly like you would a newborn puppy.

But most importantly, you must apply it in all your sales and marketing endeavors.

Qualified folk need only subscribe

Harvard, the Navy Seals, NASA, and the NBA don’t just let anyone with a pulse and a dream join their elite ranks, and I’m no different. In other words:

Having an email address and a business dream does not qualify you to sign up for this newsletter any more than owning a bicycle qualifies you for the Tour de France.

I have spoken!

What Subscribers Say:


“I use Kelvin’s insights in my retail sales job, which has surprisingly elevated me to making Honda's 'Counsel of Sales Leaders' two years in a row." ~ James Timpson
"Your stories are very effective."~ A-List copywriter David Deutsch
"Your newsletter is the SHYT. I started printing them out and reading them while I'm on the road because I drive a lot with my new business. Your material is SOOO good- without blowing smoke up your… Just practical stuff I can apply today and get better results in every way." ~ Trey
"Best money I've invested in my business online in 10 years." ~ Mav
"Kelvin knows what he's talking about. His content has helped me sharpen my copywriting skills email marketing skills, and speaking skills. Yes, speaking skills!" ~ Raj. K
“Kelvin is the real deal. If you want to learn about copywriting and building a business that draws your ideal person to you, then you need to read his stuff." ~ subscriber
"Kelvin has got it all as a copywriter - it is worth it to get on his email list ( I have been for a few years now) just for the stream of entertaining stories and inspiration besides the professional help that he gives. Who ever heard of recommending that you get on someone's email list? That's how good his writing is." ~ Matthew Shelton
"Kelvin is my EF Hutton... he talks, I listen..." ~ Tim Stone
"Some of the most radical marketing techniques in internet history. Kelvin never fails to deliver." ~ Earl G
"I have been a subscriber of Kelvin Dorsey for more than 2 years now and purchased a couple of his books. His emails and books have helped me improve my copywriting skills for my sales pages and my website, which helped me increases my results tenfold!" ~ S.V.
"Get on his list! Kelvin's emails are a lot of fun to receive. I wouldn't miss one of them and am always overjoyed when I see one in my Inbox. How many marketing "Exp-Hurts" can you say that about ???" ~ subscriber
"Kelvin gets it. I come from a 40 year background in brick-and-mortar retail with numerous awards for customer service. The irony is... Kelvin's content would also be a good supplement for customer service training!" ~ Joseph Roselle
"Kelvin cuts through the crap. What he teaches just makes sense." ~ Jayce T
"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mindblowing tips and secrets." ~ subscriber
"I am starting to feel guilty for all the FREE value I extract from you. Kelvin Dorsey should be an INTERNATIONAL PHENOMENON........seriously!" ~ subscriber
"When it comes to the psychology of sales, he routinely hits it out of the park!” ~ subscriber
"Get ready for some ah-ha moments all throughout Kelvin's writings." ~ Michula T
"Kelvin Dorsey is crazy. That's why I like him!" ~ Nathan D.
"Kelvin reveals all the tricks and secrets of the salesman's trade without resorting to dishonesty." ~ Tom P
"Kelvin provides extraordinary insight into successful online marketing." ~ subscriber
"Great example of what a good marketer does best - sell himself. Hip and a little crude but entertaining information." ~ Carol H. S.