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You Ain’t Goat Nuttin’ Without This Skill

 

Once upon a time, there lived two goats.

The goats lived in California and would graze on the long grass behind an old abandoned movie studio.

One day they came across an old movie film lying in the long grass.

And, because they were goats, they started eating the old movie film. As they were chowing down the old movie film, one of them stopped eating and said to the other, “Pretty good, huh?” The second goat says, “Yeah, but it’s not as good as the book.”

I know. I know.

It’s a lame joke.

Nonetheless, it serves a purpose.

And that purpose is to introduce today’s topic, which is this: content mediums. But more specifically, advertising mediums.

Now, there are a lot of mediums to advertise on.

There’s: TV, radio, newspaper, Google, social media sites, and email, to name a few. And, each medium has its pros and cons.

Now, I don’t pretend to know the pros and cons of each advertising medium (except for email), but here’s one thing I do know: The success of all those mediums come down to one thing:

A Damn Good Sales Pitch!

Verily I say, knowing how to craft a compelling sales pitch is truly what separates the sheep from the goats.

You see, having access to an advertising medium without the proper sales skills is like a eunuch spending the night with a porn star – it’s really just a waste of time!

Now, let me reiterate: not knowing how to craft a compelling sales pitch is why so many marketers fail at email.

Yes indeedy,  email marketing without the skill of email copywriting is a tough row to hoe, unless, of course,…..

…you have this: The Maverick’s Email Playbook

Alright, that’s a wrap.

 

Talk soon, my friend.

 

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

 

P.S. I apologize for that awful pun headline. Seriously.

P.S.S. Want to know how to turn your subscribers into customers? Then proceed here: The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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