Side B

  Dear subscriber, Let’s talk about humor. A monkey riding a bike is funny. Comedian Bill Burr is funny. And, the August issue is funny. Well, kinda, in a roundabout way. As I’ve been touting in my previous emails, the August issue reveals a big secret to making people laugh.

Continue Reading »

The 3 P’s

Dear inner circle member, It’s August already. Let’s see what damage we can do this month, huh? Now, the August issue is a real mixed bag for sure. But the bottom line of it all is this: I believe this issue can make you (1) a little more humorous and

Continue Reading »

I Hereby Give You…

  Dear subscriber, I hereby give you… … an absolute, irrefutable, unquestionable, just-don’t-argue-with-me fact: Marketers and salespeople severely underestimate how guarded people are. You do. I do. We ALL do. People are always on guard; it’s just a fact. And we seem to forget that fact. Listen, even at the

Continue Reading »

I Once Asked This Literary Agent…

  “I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best… he said, ‘Ransom notes’.”  ~ Harry Zimm (Get Shorty)   Dear subscriber, There are the struggling artists, there’s the poverty-stricken, and then there’s this bunch: Poets! Truly, poets are the plankton of the writing industry’s

Continue Reading »

Just Say This:

Dear subscriber, Picture this: You’ve been actively listening to your prospect for almost 20 minutes… You’ve answered their questions, addressed several objections, shown them customized features and benefits, and then … as predictable as a running scene in a Tom Cruise action movie, you hear those 8 dreaded words every

Continue Reading »

Objection Hankering

  Dear subscriber, There are only two objections in any sales interaction: the real objection, and the objection the prospect gives you. An exaggeration? I guess so. But it’s not too far from the truth. The prospect is a cagey creature. Prospects don’t just hold their cards close to their

Continue Reading »

Linguistic Jiu-jitsu

“The right word spoken at the right time is as beautiful as gold apples in a silver bowl.” ~ King Solomon   Dear subscriber, I doth loveth a fine turn of phrase. Good phrases are like traditions, old habits, and in-laws – they never seem to go away! Now, look

Continue Reading »

Show Us Your Wits

  Dear subscriber, Believe it or not… the following Google search queries are real, and even more surprising, they are popular. Check these out: How long should I freeze my credit card in the freezer? Why do men like boobs so much? How to boil water (8,100 searches per month)

Continue Reading »

More Waffle Than a Waffle House

  Dear subscriber, I spend about $300 bucks a month on books. Of all the books I buy, I probably only read 30 Percent of them. Is that because you’re too busy to read them all, Kelvin? Nah. Is it because you misplace them? Nuh-uh. Is it because you’re a

Continue Reading »

Free Access to Kelvin’s Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet and 10 Minute Copy Speed Course