The “Bert And Ernie” Email Formula

  Let me ask a very serious question: Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? My favorite would have to be Bert and Ernie. As a kid growing up, I found those two to be fascinating. The typical scene would be Bert sitting in his green chair reading or whatever,

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The “Dick Move” of Email Marketers

  Let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, there lived a little old lady named Hazel. Hazel lived in a tiny apartment in Orlando, Florida with her kitty cat she called Tony. One sweltering hot summer’s day, dear old Hazel discovered that her old AC unit

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This One’s For The Ladies

  Did you know that the majority of my subscribers are male? It may even be as high as 80%. Sadly, my Maverick ways don’t always sit well with my readers of the female persuasion. Can you believe that? I mean, I’m ultra careful not to offend, and I intentionally

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The Maverick’s Damn Good Advice

  Boy oh boy… …do I have some damn good advice for you! In fact, I have so much damn good advice to give you, that I can’t possibly give it all to you in this one email. Thus, I have compiled all this advice and turned it into a

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The Mother of All Copywriting Secrets

  So my dear little old mother has taken up email marketing. And let me tell you, I couldn’t be prouder. You see, when it comes to technology, the Amish are more tech savvy than my mother. I’m no expert when it comes to technology either, but compared to my

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