The “Dick Move” of Email Marketers

  Let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, there lived a little old lady named Hazel. Hazel lived in a tiny apartment in Orlando, Florida with her kitty cat she called Tony. One sweltering hot summer’s day, dear old Hazel discovered that her old AC unit was broken and beyond repair,…

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This One’s For The Ladies

  Did you know that the majority of my subscribers are male? It may even be as high as 80%. Sadly, my Maverick ways don’t always sit well with my readers of the female persuasion. Can you believe that? I mean, I’m ultra careful not to offend, and I intentionally go out of my way…

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How To Grow Your Business For Less Than The Cost of a Strawberry

  Here’s an interesting little-known fact: The entire internet weighs about the same as one large strawberry (about 50 grams.) Hard to believe, isn’t it? But, amazingly enough, this is true. You see, the internet runs on electrons and that’s how data is stored. The weight of these electrons is a ridiculously small number. Take…

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The Maverick’s Damn Good Advice

  Boy oh boy… …do I have some damn good advice for you! In fact, I have so much damn good advice to give you, that I can’t possibly give it all to you in this one email. Thus, I have compiled all this advice and turned it into a book. You can get it…

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My Other Woman And I Make Sweet Tender Sales

“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.” – Charlie Chaplin   I love Email. All you need to make money with her is a computer with internet access, an email account and something to sell. She’s beautiful in her simplicity. And deadly in her efficiency Hey, Kelvin, what…

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The Mother of All Copywriting Secrets

So my dear little old mother has taken up email marketing. And let me tell you, I couldn’t be prouder. You see, when it comes to technology, the Amish are more tech savvy than my mother. I’m no expert when it comes to technology either, but compared to my mother, I’m like Steve Jobs. Despite…

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What, Are You Nuts?

Heads up: If you are not the slightest bit interested in purchasing my Email Playbook, you should stop reading this right now, and get back to doing whatever it is you were doing. Why? Because I’m about to launch into the most blatant, in-your-face sales pitch, the likes of which you have never seen. Alright….don’t…

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How To Stop Boring The Hell Outta Your Subscribers

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” ~ Aristotle   If writing promotional emails is like pulling hen’s teeth for you, then you’re doing it wrong. By that I mean, you’re taking it too seriously. Most promotional emails nowadays have all the charm and cheer of a suicide note. For crying out loud,…

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It’s Time To “K.O.” Your Competition Once And For All

“I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.” ~ Mike Tyson   What separates the “great” athletes from the “good” athletes often comes down to that killer instinct. I’m talking about that quality in a team or individual that drives them…

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How To ‘Kick Ass and Take Names’ In Whatever You Do

People should focus more on basic form, the shoulder line and balance, which no one talks about, and study board shaping and wave and wind patterns. ~ Kelly Slater   I hear ya Kelly. And I’ll tell you why surfers don’t talk about those things. It’s the same reason why email marketers never talk about…

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