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Daily Devotion Time With Papa Maverick

Dear subscriber,

Are you in an overheated market full of copycat competition where everyone is clamoring for attention and claiming they are better than the rest?

If so… thee might want to meditate upon this:

It’s Better (and easier) to Sell “Different”
Than “Better”!

Think about it, Bubba.

 

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. Hey… got a quick question for ya:

Q: What’s the difference between a writer and a savings bond?

A: A savings bond eventually matures and starts earning money.

It’s true, isn’t it?

Google the average earning of writers and authors and you will be shocked at how pitifully low that income is.

Listen: there’s a simple reason why most writers are dead broke. It’s because most writers never get hip to copywriting. If writers learned the fundamentals of copywriting then they’d know how to sell themselves and their work. But alas, when it comes to sales and marketing, the average writer is about as clueless as Sarah Palin answering a foreign policy question. Listen, I believe everyone in business should learn the basics of copywriting. Copywriting is the most profitable form of writing there is.

The only form of writing that pays more are ransom notes.

Now, if you want to ground yourself in the fundamentals of copywriting so you can start selling yourself, your product, or service, then you’d be wise to check this out: https://kelvindorsey.com/5-hour-copy-course/

 

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”

NOTE: The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course and The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet will be delivered to your inbox immediately upon signing up.