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Don’t Bother Reading This Email If You’re “Too Busy”

A friend of mine has this cool poster hanging up in his garage.

It’s a picture of two stunning women who… ah, sorry, wrong poster.

It’s a picture of two cavemen struggling to push their cart with square wheels. Another caveman (a maverick) comes up to them with round wheels. “Hey guys, I can help you” says the caveman holding up the round wheels. The two struggling cavemen look at him and say, “No thanks, we’re too busy.”

You know, this poster illustrates a quirk in human nature.

That quirk being this:

We get so caught up in doing things our way, we miss all the opportunities (round wheels) that surround us.

Look, I’m as guilty as the next guy when it comes to stubbornly (and stupidly) doing things my way. I mean, I still use the hunt and peck typing method, for crying out loud.

Why?

Because I’m “too busy” to learn the correct method.

However, when it comes to sales and marketing, I’m forever looking for round wheels. (i.e. faster, easier, and better ways)

Over the years I’ve come across a few sales and marketing round wheels that have helped move my business along nicely.

And in terms of email marketing…

…I Have More Round Wheels Than Goodyear!

If you’re not “too busy”, you can check out my Playbook wherein I reveal all those round wheels.

Just roll here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook

 

I’m out.

 

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. Do you know someone who uses the hunt and peck method of typing? If you do, here’s a cool little prank you can play on them. Take a little screwdriver and gently pop off all the keys on their keyboard, and replace them completely at random. If you want to get really clever, you can leave a little message for them with the keys. Either way, doing this will drive your friend totally bonkers when they sit down to type. Funny stuff, eh? You’re welcome.

 

 

 

 

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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