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For My Righteous Subscribers Who Write Unrighteous Emails

 

“Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with your fellow man.” ~ Sammy Davis, Jr.

 

The real success of an email marketer is not in their email copy, but in their product or service and how they treat their customers.

At the end of the email, you either have a product or service that truly helps your subscribers or you don’t.

And, you either give a damn about your subscribers or you don’t.

Sure, email copy is important, but compared to having a great product or service and caring for your subscribers, it’s small potatoes…entry-level….bush-league….exiguous…two-bit….small fry.

Capisce?

[Steps off soapbox, hops on high horse]

Now, for those of you who stubbornly continue to write nonprofit emails (i.e., emails that put subscribers to sleep, have dog puke sales copy, and have resistible offers), I have one thing to say to you:

Stop it!

Look, you’re a good person, aren’t you?

And, I bet you have a great product or service, too, right?

Hmn, that’s what I thought.

So, what are you waiting for?

Go here Email Playbook and start punching out righteous and profitable emails!

 

Peace.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. Want to know how to turn your subscribers into customers? Then proceed here: The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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