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The Uncircumcised Truth About ‘Selling’

The secret to film is that it’s an illusion. ~ George Lucas

 

The secret to sales is that it’s an illusion.

The assumption is that great salespeople fill their prospects with a desire to buy their wares.

Nope.

Not true.

People already have desires.

Listen: you cannot fill someone with a desire any more than you can fill Snoop Dog’s house full of anti marijuana posters.

It ain’t gonna happen, homie.

Verily I say, Bill Cosby has more chance of filling up a woman’s wine glass at a bar than you do filling someone with a desire.

Do you hear what I’m saying?

You cannot “create” desire.

Either someone has it, or they don’t.

Know this:

Your first job as a marketer is to find a group of people who already have a desire that your product or service fulfills.

Your second job is this:

To take this group’s desire and direct it, channel it, and focus it onto your product or service.

Listen, no marketer has ever filled a female prospect with the desire to feel thin and beautiful. But many a marketer has shown a female prospect how their product or service can make them thin and beautiful.

Capisce?

Molto bene.

Hey, that was a neat little lesson, wasn’t it?

I’m glad you agree.

Now, normally this is where I do a clever little segue into promoting my product.

But not today.

Why?

Cuz I can’t think of one, OK?

Look, here’s the dealio:

If you wanna make more do-re-mi with your email marketing, then you may want to take a lookie here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook

Okay my friend, take care….

…and we’ll talk again soon.

I’m out.

 

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

 

 

 

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

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FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

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Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

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