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Slick Lookin’ Sales Pitches

”Good looks can open doors, good hair blows ’em off the hinges! ~ Sam Malone (Cheers)

You know, I think Sam Malone was onto something there.

Good hair is extremely underrated.

Think about the last time you got a good haircut. I bet you felt a little boost in self-confidence. I bet it put a little pep in your step. A good haircut can make you look (at least) 10% better looking. And when you look and feel sharp, you tend to romp through the day. Hence the saying, “Having a good hair day.”

How does any of this relate to selling more of your wares?

Well, come in closer, Slick, and I’ll tell you.

Listen, when people try to improve their sales pages, they’ll tweak their headlines, their bullets, and try and improve their overall copy. That’s all well and good, but there’s something else you should be paying far more attention to. There’s something else (that’s very underrated) that if improved, will have far more impact, effect, and influence and your results.

What is this underrated element?

It’s this:

Your Offer!

Simply put:

Good “sales pitches” can make you sales, but good “offers” can make your sales go through the roof!

Look at your current offers. How can you make them so irresistible that buying from you becomes a no-brainer?

Think on it some.

Hey, want my best sales, copywriting, and persuasion secrets? Well, you ain’t gonna get ’em in these here emails. Nope. They are reserved for my inner circle members. How do you become an inner circle member? C’mon, that’s the easy part. The real question is: are you worthy to join? I’m serious. If you have a fixed mindset, this ain’t for you. If you have a growth mindset, you’re invited here: https://kelvindorsey.com/mavericks-inner-circle/

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. (Warning: blue humor ahead. Don’t say I didn’t warn you)

Not many people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut, but then again, not many people cut their own hair.

Hm. You had to read it, didn’t you?

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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