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“Daly” Wisdom That’ll Help You Win More Sales

“Do I have to know the rules and all that crap? Then forget it”. ~ John Daly

 

That was John Daly’s reply when asked if he would join the Royal And Ancient Golf Club, after winning the 1995 Open at St. Andrews.

Ah, I love it.

A man after my own heart.

You know, golf has a ton of pompous corporate-stiffs who like to parade around the country clubs.

They are more concerned about club membership, clubhouse rules, golf etiquette and golf rules than they are the actual playing of golf.

John Daly cares for none of that. Daly just loves playing the game of golf.

And guess what?

Email marketing has its fair share of corporate-stiffs too.

I’m referring to the corporate email marketing gurus.

These hoity-toity email marketing gurus blow more hot air than a hot air balloon carrying a bunch of  The Biggest Loser contestants. These email exp-hurts are more interested in best practices, analytics, design, and other industry standards than they are the REAL business of email marketing, which is, writing damn persuasive emails that bring in the bucks.

Listen:

Forget all that other crap.

You know, with email marketing, there really is only one rule: make sales!

Yup, just learn to write persuasive emails that convert into sales.

Trust me, it’s a whole lot more fun (and profitable.)

To see how email can fill your pockets with pretty pennies, take your bad self here: Email Maverick’s Playbook

 

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. By the way, my new product is finally done. By done, I mean my brain dump is complete. Now I just need to tidy it up a little. It won’t be ready for sale until some time in October. Well anyway, let me tell you something about this new product: if you don’t make serious gobs of spondulix after implementing the money-making secrets inside, you truly are a lost cause.

But, you’re not, are you?

So…get ready to grow your business in the coming few months, and…save your pennies cuz this product ain’t cheap.

P.S.S. For those of you who’ve already gone through my autoresponder messages, you would’ve noticed I’ve been kinda quiet lately. Well, there’s a good reason for that. I’ve been working like a fiend on this damn product and it has taken all my time and energy to the point where I’ve had to neglect a certain duty.

Namely: emailing YOU!

I’m sorry.

I’ll make it up to you…eventually.

Oh, one last thing:

Have ya missed me?

 

P.S.S.S. Want to know how to turn your subscribers into customers? Then proceed here: The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

 

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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