“Do I have to know the rules and all that crap? Then forget it”. ~ John Daly
That was John Daly’s reply when asked if he would join the Royal And Ancient Golf Club, after winning the 1995 Open at St. Andrews.
Ah, I love it.
A man after my own heart.
You know, golf has a ton of pompous corporate-stiffs who like to parade around the country clubs.
They are more concerned about club membership, clubhouse rules, golf etiquette and golf rules than they are the actual playing of golf.
John Daly cares for none of that. Daly just loves playing the game of golf.
And guess what?
Email marketing has its fair share of corporate-stiffs too.
I’m referring to the corporate email marketing gurus.
These hoity-toity email marketing gurus blow more hot air than a hot air balloon carrying a bunch of The Biggest Loser contestants. These email exp-hurts are more interested in best practices, analytics, design, and other industry standards than they are the REAL business of email marketing, which is, writing damn persuasive emails that bring in the bucks.
Listen:
Forget all that other crap.
You know, with email marketing, there really is only one rule: make sales!
Yup, just learn to write persuasive emails that convert into sales.
Trust me, it’s a whole lot more fun (and profitable.)
To see how email can fill your pockets with pretty pennies, take your bad self here: Email Maverick’s Playbook
Kelvin
Email Marketing Maverick
P.S. By the way, my new product is finally done. By done, I mean my brain dump is complete. Now I just need to tidy it up a little. It won’t be ready for sale until some time in October. Well anyway, let me tell you something about this new product: if you don’t make serious gobs of spondulix after implementing the money-making secrets inside, you truly are a lost cause.
But, you’re not, are you?
So…get ready to grow your business in the coming few months, and…save your pennies cuz this product ain’t cheap.
P.S.S. For those of you who’ve already gone through my autoresponder messages, you would’ve noticed I’ve been kinda quiet lately. Well, there’s a good reason for that. I’ve been working like a fiend on this damn product and it has taken all my time and energy to the point where I’ve had to neglect a certain duty.
Namely: emailing YOU!
I’m sorry.
I’ll make it up to you…eventually.
Oh, one last thing:
Have ya missed me?
P.S.S.S. Want to know how to turn your subscribers into customers? Then proceed here: The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet