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The Maverick’s “Fat, Drunk, And Lazy” Sales Pitch

I love me some little-known facts.

Check this one out:

Little known fact: 12% of all Coca-Cola in America is drunk at breakfast.

I bet my American friends loved that one!

Don’t worry my American cronies, here in Australia, 12% of all beer is drunk at breakfast.

The result?

The average American struggles to squeeze into their car, and the average Australian struggles to open their car door.

It all evens out, right?

Whatever.

Now, let’s talk about morning routines for a moment.

What’s your morning routine?

Are you an early riser or do you repeatedly hit the snooze button to keep the day at bay?

Do you workout in the morning or do you rely solely on coffee?

Do you check your emails and read the morning paper?

Do you listen to music or the radio?

Hey Kelvin, what do you do in the morning?

Gosh, I thought you’d never ask.

Well, upon waking I stagger to the kitchen a make myself a coffee which I have with a buttered piece of banana bread (delicious). I then check my emails, and a few other biz related things, and often I will watch a bit of TV to relax. I dunno, I wake up a little stressed.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit the first hour of my morning ritual is pretty lousy, but once the caffeine has kicked in and my stress level has dropped, I do something that I recommend every biz owner on the planet (those with access to a computer and the internet) should do.

Here’s what I do:

I promote my business!

That’s right; I write a promotional email to my list of subscribers first thing.

I can hear some of you now: “But I don’t have the TIME to write a promotional email in the morning.”

Listen, anyone who says they don’t have the time should stop pretending they want success. If someone truly wants to succeed in business (or anything for that matter), they will do whatever it takes.

Even get up (Gasp!) earlier to market their business.

Look, if you’re ready to crank up your business with email, run here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook

Hooh hah!

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. I remember once telling a friend of mine that I wanted to get really fit. He suggested I run for half-hour a day as he does. Guess what I told him? I told him I don’t have the TIME to run half-hour a day. I guess everything just comes back to priorities, doesn’t it?

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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