Free Access to Kelvin’s Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet and 10 Minute Copy Speed Course

If Your Sales Are Laggin’ You’d Best Get Braggin’

“Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called ‘walking.” ~ George W. Bush

Some folks look at me (The Email Marketing Maverick) and see a self-conceited, sneering egomaniac, which in business is called ‘marketing’.

Listen:

If you can’t sell yourself, how the hell are you going to sell your product or service?

Most business folks are so self-effacing they make Tom Hanks look like Kanye West.

Look, I like humble people, and humility is undoubtedly a character trait everyone should cultivate. Truth be told, I, the Email Marketing Maverick, am a very humble person. I’m actually much greater than I believe I am.

However, in the world of promotion and advertising (email marketing), being humble will send you to the poor house quicker than Hillary Clinton can delete an email.

Sure, be a humble individual, but when you’re promoting yourself and your business…

…You’d Best Do Some Braggin’!

But Kelvin, I really don’t want to come off as a jerk or a pushy marketer.

I hear ya, Buttercup.

You want to promote your business with class and a little panache, right?

I get it.

And that’s why I created my Email Playbook.

My Playbook is for marketers who don’t want to sound salesly or sleazy or pushy.

It’s for business folks who want to form a real business relationship with their list of subscribers.

It’s for marketers who can’t get their emails opened.

It’s for business folks who can’t get their subscribers to take action (buy your stuff)

Look, I’m not gonna lie.

I do teach some stuff that will make your bum hairs bristle. You can ignore those parts if you so desire. I admit, there are some markets that require a little more finesse and professionalism.

But the majority of what I teach inside is about salesmanship in email form. I’m talking about how to bond with your subscribers and get them to buy your wares.

And that, dear subscriber, is a skill every marketer must master no matter what or who you sell to.

Aw, nuts, I’m done trying to convince you.

Look, if you want it, you can get it here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook To Doubling Your Sales

I’ll check in on you soon.

Peace.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mind blowing tips and secrets."

"Kelvin cuts through the crap. What he teaches just makes sense."

"This Maverick guy is oh so different. Kinda crazy in a delightful (and profitable) way! He is the one Goo-Ruu who really gets it . . . when it comes to the psychology of sales, he routinely hits it out of the park ! I use his insights in my retail sales job, which has surprisingly elevated me to making Honda’s "Counsel of Sales Leaders" two years in a row !

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"Best money I’ve invested in my business online in 10 years."

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"The way Kelvin writes his content, you will be literally laughing out loud!"

"If I can learn to write half this good I'll be eating shrimp from the Barbie every night!!!"

"His stories are very effective."

"Kelvin reveals all of the tricks and "secrets" of the salesman's trade without resorting to dishonesty."

"Great example of what a good marketer does best, sell himself. Hip and a little crude but entertaining information."

"Kelvin knows what he is talking about. His content has helped me sharpen my copywriting skills, email marketing skills, and speaking skills. Yes, speaking skills!"

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