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That’s not an email…THAT’S an email!

 

“That’s not a knife…That’s a knife!” ~ Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee)

 

Remember that movie?

That movie made Paul Hogan – a relatively unknown personality outside of Australia at the time –  a worldwide star, and…gobs and gobs of money.

Well anyway, Paul Hogan once described his movie in this way: “Crocodile Dundee is about people; it’s 10 seconds about crocodiles.”

Listen:

It is my contention that if Paul Hogan made crocodiles the main focus of his movie (Crocodile Dundee), he wouldn’t have had nearly as much success. In fact, I would hazard a guess that it would’ve been a complete flop.

You know, as much as you may think folks are interested in crocodiles, they are nowhere near as interested in them as they are in people.

And so it is with email marketing.

As much as you think your subscribers are interested in your product or service, they are nowhere near as interested in it as they are in a good character-driven story.

Not knowing this is an email marketer’s biggest point of weakness.

Yup, we all love a good character-driven story.

The Email Marketing Maverick’s way of selling is about people; it’s 10% about the product or service.

That’s right, 90% of my emails are about people.

I write character-driven emails.

O.K.

The bottom line is this:

If you want your emails to be a blockbuster movie instead of a struggling independent movie, you should focus your promotional emails on character-driven stories.

But how does writing emails about people result in sales?

Aha, I thought you’d never ask.

Well, dear subscriber, if you really want to know, you can get the full scoop here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook

What…you thought I was going to reveal that secret for free?

Look, as much as I like helping you out, this is where my generosity expires.

As ZZ Top likes to say, “I gotsta get paid.”

 

Talk soon.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. Want to know how to turn your subscribers into customers? Then proceed here: The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”

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