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What, Are You Nuts?

Heads up: If you are not the slightest bit interested in purchasing my Email Playbook, you should stop reading this right now, and get back to doing whatever it is you were doing.

Why?

Because I’m about to launch into the most blatant, in-your-face sales pitch, the likes of which you have never seen.

Alright….don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Let the pitch begin.

I’ll start by saying this:

If you have a product or service that you promote via email, and you have been reading my emails over the last few weeks and still haven’t ponied up to get my Playbook, then…

You must be nuts!

Hey, Kelvin, did you ever stop to think that maybe you just haven’t effectively shown the value contained therein?

Hmn?

You make a good point, Buckwheat.

Well, let’s see if I can’t present that value right now, eh?

Now, like I’ve been telling you, this Playbook provides the A to Z details of writing promotional emails that almost force subscribers to buy or take whatever action you want them to take, no matter what you sell.

I have taken a “go for the jugular” approach with this Playbook.

In other words:

There’s no filler or banal email marketing trite or “mickey mouse” sales cliches.

In fact, I challenge you to find even a skerrick of fluff inside.

Look, if you’re someone who likes to skip the small talk and get down to the nitty gritty, you’re gonna love this.

Yup, it’s all meat and potatoes without the fancy salads and horderves.

This Playbook is raw, stripped back and reveals only…

…The Cold-Hard-Naked-Truth About
What it Really Takes to Write Profitable Emails.

I’ve not tried to be cute or clever (like I do in my emails) with this Playbook.

I’ve wasted no words in getting across to you the very secrets that will boost your business profits the fastest and most powerful way humanly possible.

That said, this Playbook is anything but light on.

There’s a TON of “marketing and sales” gold to be mined.

Like the Following:

  • * How listening to Johnny Cash songs can make you a more effective email marketer.
  • * The children’s book every marketer should read.
  • * The “sales secret” of the greatest book salesman who has ever lived. (This man sold hundreds of millions of his books back in the 1920’s. Here’s how you can directly apply his secret to help sell your product or service.)
  • * The “astonishing discovery” of a Columbia University neuroscientist. (And how to exploit it in all your emails to dramatically goose up readership. Doing this actually changes your reader’s physiology.)
  • * Why being too slick or professional cripples your sales. (Especially if you offer a professional service or you’re a high profile professional.)
  • * How to profit handsomely from embarrassing and unfortunate events in your life. (This is putting the old “turning lemons into lemonade” on steroids!)
  • * How to simultaneously scare off deadbeat subscribers and attract the creme de la creme subscribers.
  • * The single most powerful way to build credibility with your subscribers. (This is so easy to do, yet hardly anyone does this.)
  • * A “certain way” of writing emails that will kill your readership and ultimately your sales – and what you should do instead. (I highly recommend you avoid writing in this way at all costs. This advice flies in the face of conventional wisdom and will make you nervous, but if you’re brave enough to try it, you’ll start to see your readership and sales start to soar.)
  • * The “persuasion secret” of a legendary American Broadcaster.
  • * PLUS, examples of world class sales copy that “preframes” a prospect to buy.(When you write sales copy this way, you can do away with all those fancy NLP and copywriting tricks the gurus harp on about – you won’t need ’em!)
  • * Little-known humor writing templates. (Yes, it’s as easy as filling in the gaps.)
  • * A way to sell a TON of products (or services) even if you have zero sales and marketing training or knowledge. (Sure, getting sales training is good, but compared to selling this way, it’s a far inferior way.)
  • * Benjamin Franklin’s secret to getting people to do what you want them to do – and love doing it!
  • * An amazing discovery made by a Princeton University scientist that every marketer should know about. (And how to exploit it for maximum sales.)
  • * A little-known way to elicit the complete cooperation of your subscribers.(They won’t even know why they feel so obliged to follow all your request. (No, it’s nothing to do with “reciprocity” or any of that nonsense.)

 Look, if you’re ready to start ramping up the profits in your business, then stop messin’ around and get the Maverick’s Playbook today.

You can grab it here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook To Doubling Your Sales

Phew, that was fun, wasn’t it?

Hey, if you thought that was a full-blown sales pitch, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Catcha soon.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”

NOTE: The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course and The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet will be delivered to your inbox immediately upon signing up.