What, Are You Nuts?

Heads up: If you are not the slightest bit interested in purchasing my Email Playbook, you should stop reading this right now, and get back to doing whatever it is you were doing.

Why?

Because I’m about to launch into the most blatant, in-your-face sales pitch, the likes of which you have never seen.

Alright….don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Let the pitch begin.

I’ll start by saying this:

If you have a product or service that you promote via email, and you have been reading my emails over the last few weeks and still haven’t ponied up to get my Playbook, then…

You must be nuts!

Hey, Kelvin, did you ever stop to think that maybe you just haven’t effectively shown the value contained therein?

Hmn?

You make a good point, Buckwheat.

Well, let’s see if I can’t present that value right now, eh?

Now, like I’ve been telling you, this Playbook provides the A to Z details of writing promotional emails that almost force subscribers to buy or take whatever action you want them to take, no matter what you sell.

I have taken a “go for the jugular” approach with this Playbook.

In other words:

There’s no filler or banal email marketing trite or “mickey mouse” sales cliches.

In fact, I challenge you to find even a skerrick of fluff inside.

Look, if you’re someone who likes to skip the small talk and get down to the nitty gritty, you’re gonna love this.

Yup, it’s all meat and potatoes without the fancy salads and horderves.

This Playbook is raw, stripped back and reveals only…

…The Cold-Hard-Naked-Truth About
What it Really Takes to Write Profitable Emails.

I’ve not tried to be cute or clever (like I do in my emails) with this Playbook.

I’ve wasted no words in getting across to you the very secrets that will boost your business profits the fastest and most powerful way humanly possible.

That said, this Playbook is anything but light on.

There’s a TON of “marketing and sales” gold to be mined.

Like the Following:

  • * How listening to Johnny Cash songs can make you a more effective email marketer.
  • * The children’s book every marketer should read.
  • * The “sales secret” of the greatest book salesman who has ever lived. (This man sold hundreds of millions of his books back in the 1920’s. Here’s how you can directly apply his secret to help sell your product or service.)
  • * The “astonishing discovery” of a Columbia University neuroscientist. (And how to exploit it in all your emails to dramatically goose up readership. Doing this actually changes your reader’s physiology.)
  • * Why being too slick or professional cripples your sales. (Especially if you offer a professional service or you’re a high profile professional.)
  • * How to profit handsomely from embarrassing and unfortunate events in your life. (This is putting the old “turning lemons into lemonade” on steroids!)
  • * How to simultaneously scare off deadbeat subscribers and attract the creme de la creme subscribers.
  • * The single most powerful way to build credibility with your subscribers. (This is so easy to do, yet hardly anyone does this.)
  • * A “certain way” of writing emails that will kill your readership and ultimately your sales – and what you should do instead. (I highly recommend you avoid writing in this way at all costs. This advice flies in the face of conventional wisdom and will make you nervous, but if you’re brave enough to try it, you’ll start to see your readership and sales start to soar.)
  • * The “persuasion secret” of a legendary American Broadcaster.
  • * PLUS, examples of world class sales copy that “preframes” a prospect to buy.(When you write sales copy this way, you can do away with all those fancy NLP and copywriting tricks the gurus harp on about – you won’t need ’em!)
  • * Little-known humor writing templates. (Yes, it’s as easy as filling in the gaps.)
  • * A way to sell a TON of products (or services) even if you have zero sales and marketing training or knowledge. (Sure, getting sales training is good, but compared to selling this way, it’s a far inferior way.)
  • * Benjamin Franklin’s secret to getting people to do what you want them to do – and love doing it!
  • * An amazing discovery made by a Princeton University scientist that every marketer should know about. (And how to exploit it for maximum sales.)
  • * A little-known way to elicit the complete cooperation of your subscribers.(They won’t even know why they feel so obliged to follow all your request. (No, it’s nothing to do with “reciprocity” or any of that nonsense.)

 Look, if you’re ready to start ramping up the profits in your business, then stop messin’ around and get the Maverick’s Playbook today.

You can grab it here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook To Doubling Your Sales

Phew, that was fun, wasn’t it?

Hey, if you thought that was a full-blown sales pitch, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Catcha soon.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick