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Whether You Like It Or Not, Learn To Love It

“Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because it’s the best thing going. Wooooo!” ~  Ric Flair (Pro Wrestler)

 

To this day, it still shocks me how many (misguided) business owners undervalue, and underutilize email marketing.

A 5 minute Google search will give you ample data on the ROI on all the marketing mediums.

And if you take the time to do that, guess what you’ll discover?

You’ll find countless articles all stating this: as far as ROI goes, email beats the pants off every other marketing medium out there.

I defy anyone to provide evidence to the contrary.

Trust me; you’ll have more chance of finding Ted Cruz at an anti-gun rally.

Hmn, I guess that’s a little too far-fetched, isn’t it?

OK, you’d have more chance of finding Bigfoot. That seems more likely, doesn’t it?

Whatever.

Now, once you discover email marketing is the best thing going (in terms of bang for your buck), the question is:

Can you learn to love it?

Well, let me ask you this:

If for every dollar you spend on email marketing you got 38 dollars back (that is the DMA’s most recent report); could you learn to love email then?

What did you say?

You say you’re already convinced about email marketing, but you’re not sure how to write profitable emails?

Well geez, why didn’t ya speak up earlier?

You would’ve saved me all that writing.

Oh well, not to worry.

I’ve got your back, just boogie on over here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook

Now listen, I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. I can be an insufferable jerk at the best of times.

But know this:

Once you start applying the little-known secrets and principles in my Playbook, and you start to see an increase in sales (i.e., more customers to your store, more of your widgets and online products sold, or a drove of more clients), trust me Bubba….

….You’ll Learn To Love Me!

 

Kelvin
Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”

NOTE: The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course and The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet will be delivered to your inbox immediately upon signing up.