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Wise Words To Email By

“A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.” Roald Dahl

Stop and think of something in your life right now that is kinda upsetting you.

Maybe you just fought with your spouse or partner?

Perhaps your child is acting the fool?

Maybe your bills are piling up, and you don’t know if you’re gonna make rent or payroll?

Or maybe your long time pet just died.

I bet you have thought of something, right?

Well, guess what, you are not alone.

We all have something in our lives right this very moment that is upsetting us at some level.

And so it is with your subscribers.

They too, have some issue going on in their life.

Now listen:

Life, like this email, can get too serious sometimes, and we need to lighten the load a little.

And if YOU can do that in some small way for your subscribers, you will become a welcome guest in their inbox instead of just another pesky email marketer looking to crawl into their wallets.

So, how do we go about lightening our subscriber’s load and brightening up their day?

Easy.

By not being as serious as a mortician… even if you’re a mortician!

In other words: Lighten the hell up!

Stop being so “professional” (boring) and don’t be so afraid of acting the fool every now and then.

I don’t care if you’re selling a product or service to cancer patients. In fact, cancer patients will appreciate it even more.

Listen, if you wanna see an increase in your email response, and ultimately, your sales, then be sure to throw in a little nonsense every now and then.

You’ll be pleasantly surprised if you do.

Alright, pitch time: Still not sure how to boost your business profits using simple old email?

Well, this will show you how: The Maverick’s Playbook

P.S. Hey, you wanna know something I find ironic?

I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something funny and light-hearted to say at the end of this email, but I’m in an unusually somber mood today.

So, I’m not going to.

Instead, I’m going to finish with something a little more melancholy.

Here it is:

I have too many flaws to be perfect. But I have too many blessings to be ungrateful.

BTW, I’m pretty sure Zig Ziglar was the originator of that little saying.

Alright, take care, and I’ll check in on you soon.

Peace.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

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FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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