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My Other Woman And I Make Sweet, Tender Sales

 

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.” Charlie Chaplin

 

I love Email.

All you need to make money with her is a computer with internet access, an email account and something to sell.

She’s beautiful in her simplicity.

And deadly in her efficiency

Hey, Kelvin, what about direct mail, or Facebook ads, or Pinterest, or Google Adwords, or Twitter?

You can have ’em.

I’ll take my sancha Email Marketing over the rest of those “glamour” mediums any day of the week.

Sure, Email might not be the most sophisticated or prettiest girl at the bar, but she puts out like no other.

Sorry.

I apologize for this metaphor.

But it clearly illustrates my point, doesn’t it?

Whatever.

Look, if you’re ready to ramp up the profits in your business, there’s no better way to do it than with my ole girl Email.

As I said, she ain’t pretty, but if you know how to treat her right, she will make you a very happy camper. And, there’s no better way (at least to my knowledge) to improve your email game than by grabbing the Maverick’s Email Playbook.

Which you can get here: The Maverick’s Email Playbook To Doubling Your Sales

Just remember, if you treat her right, you and Email will be makin’ sweet-tender-sales in no time.

Kelvin, you said you were sorry about using such a tasteless metaphor?

Okay, so I lied.

WHAT!?

And you’ve never told a fib?

The nerve of you.

 

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”

NOTE: The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course and The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet will be delivered to your inbox immediately upon signing up.