A Sad State Of Affiliates

Sign found on a repair shop door in England : WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (Please Knock Hard on The Door  – The Bell Doesn’t work) Hmm. Kinda reminds me of “affiliate marketers” online. You know, the ones that teach others to make 10 k per month online when they haven’t earned a single dollar online…

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Internet Marketing Without The Self-Medication

Was reading an interesting article the other day. It was about a police sniffer dog that was searching a car for drugs. And boy oh boy did he find them! The Californian canine accidentally inhaled the cocaine. That’s right. This sniffer dog geezed some foo-foo-dust right up his snout. Reports are that Big C –…

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Bunch Of Advertising Pussies

WARNING: Do Not Read This If You Love Cats. Ok…. ….now that we’ve got rid of the cat lovers, it’s safe to start. You know that “creepy feeling” ya get when you spot a humongous hairy tarantula? Like one clinging to the ceiling just above your head that’s ready to pounce onto your face? Well,…

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How To Sell In Stealth Mode

If you love to get your own way… …then the following information will be of great value to you. Personally, I LOVE to get my own way. And this is even more true when I’m hungry and my wife asks: “What should we do for dinner?” (meaning: we’re buying it cuz I’m tired and I’m…

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How a 61 Year Old Scrawny Farmer Beat The Pants Off Professional Runners In an Ultra Marathon

Below is an under-dog story of epic proportions.   Frankly, I can’t say I’ve heard an under-dog story even come close to this one. Imagine if in the movie Rocky, they had made Rock Balboa a 61 year old farmer, who had false-teeth and was riddled with arthritis, who then goes on to become the…

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A Sales Wizard And His Magical Pen

There’s this guy…. ….who for nearly 4 decades – the 30’s till the 70″s –  dominated the direct marketing world like a boss. He was the 800-pound-gorilla in the industry that nobody could out sell. His  frustrated competitors (copywriters) watched on with breathless envy. I mean…this guy could sell a comb to a bald man.…

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Just Read It

Have you heard this before? ; “Reading on the toilet gives you hemorrhoids”  What utter rubbish! Constipation maybe, but reading? What a joke. You know, it seems to me most people go around looking for reasons NOT to read. Stuff like: Don’t read with poor lighting, or…don’t read in the car, or…I prefer audio. Aw,…

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Too Many Chumps And Not Enough Champs

Story time! Dan Kennedy (legendary direct marketer and speaker) tells a funny story – I’m sure it wasn’t at the time – about an embarrassing incident that happened to him while speaking at a seminar. This was when Dan was cutting-his-teeth on the speaking-circuit and trying to “make a name for himself”. The seminar Dan…

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