• Email Copywriter
  • | Sales Savant
  • | Persuasion Pundit
  • | Storyteller
  • | Author
  • | Maverick
"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mind blowing tips and secrets."
Earl G.subscriber
"Kelvin cuts through the crap. What he teaches just makes sense."
Jayce TSubscriber
"This Maverick guy is oh so different. Kinda crazy in a delightful (and profitable) way! He is the one Goo-Ruu who really gets it . . . when it comes to the psychology of sales, he routinely hits it out of the park ! I use his insights in my retail sales job, which has surprisingly elevated me to making Honda’s "Counsel of Sales Leaders" two years in a row !
Jim T.Subscriber
"Kevin offers great tips and advice... I have truly enjoyed his book and emails... it has helped me tremendously..."
Subscriber
"Kelvin Dorsey is the REAL DEAL."
E. HoodSubscriber
"Get ready for some "Ah Ha" moments all throughout Kelvin's writings."
MichulaSubscriber
"Daily gems kept me interested and reinforced some things that needed reinforcing."
Stuart. NZSubscriber
"Best money I’ve invested in my business online in 10 years."
Mav.Subscriber
"Kelvin Dorsey is crazy. That’s why I like him."
Nathan D.Subscriber
"Kelvin is the real deal. If you want to learn about copywriting and building a business that draws your ideal person to you, then you need to read his stuff."
Subscriber
"The way Kelvin writes his content, you will be literally laughing out loud!"
Subscriber
"If I can learn to write half this good I'll be eating shrimp from the Barbie every night!!!"
Travis TSubscriber
"His stories are very effective."
Joseph L. RSubscriber
"Kelvin reveals all of the tricks and "secrets" of the salesman's trade without resorting to dishonesty."
Tom PSubscriber
"Great example of what a good marketer does best, sell himself. Hip and a little crude but entertaining information."
Carol H. S.Subscriber
"Kelvin knows what he is talking about. His content has helped me sharpen my copywriting skills, email marketing skills, and speaking skills. Yes, speaking skills!"
Raj. KSubscriber
"You will learn a lot."
Marc. BSubscriber
"Kelvin provides extraordinary insight into successful online marketing."
Subscriber
Previous
Next

Free Access to Kelvin’s Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet and 10 Minute Copy Speed Course

KELVIN'S SEMI-FAMOUS NEWSLETTER

This ain't your ordinary newsletter. In fact, it's as far from ordinary as Jessica Simpson is from becoming a member of Mensa. (You'll see)

Areas of focus:

  • PERSUASION - I drop a LOT of persuasion secrets throughout my promotional (yes...promotional) emails. (Some I reveal and break them down Barney style. Others, I just reveal, and some are embedded so deep inside my email copy you'd have to be Gary Bencivengar to even spot them! Bottom line: my promotional emails will show you how to get people to do your bidding while having them think the world of you.)
  • SALES - I don't care if you sell million dollar houses or sticks of gum... the sales secrets I teach in my emails will have you armed to the teeth no matter what your sales environment or situation.
  • STORYTELLING - If you like a good yarn, you'll have a rollicking good time romping through my stories. (Most are based on real-life events and characters, others are complete fiction, and a few are so "out there" even Walt Disney couldn't have dreamed them up. Most importantly, they ALL contain sales and marketing lessons designed to help you make a bundle of money selling your wares.)
  • COPYWRITING - Ah, copy sweet copy! I love copywriting like sharks love blood. I believe (and I'm right about this), copywriting is one of the most profitable and leverageable skills you could ever learn. And... if you promote a product or service online, it's an absolute "must learn" skill. I pity the online marketer who can't write sales copy. You know, there's a name for online marketers who can't write sales copy. They're called broke!
    Bottom line: If you wanna sharpen your copywriting fangs to a gleaming sharp edge... I'm your Huckleberry.

Now, know this:

Not all my subscribers like me (can you believe that?), but almost all of them keep opening my emails. Does that sound strange to you? Actually, there’s a simple explanation. The reason they keep opeing my emails is…

...They are prospering From Reading Them!

And that’s fine by me. I respect anyone who can take information, implement it, and get a result. Well anyway, here’s what some of my loyal (and long-suffering) subscribers say about my newsletter:

"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mind blowing tips and secrets."
Earl G.subscriber
"Kelvin cuts through the crap. What he teaches just makes sense."
Jayce TSubscriber
"This Maverick guy is oh so different. Kinda crazy in a delightful (and profitable) way! He is the one Goo-Ruu who really gets it . . . when it comes to the psychology of sales, he routinely hits it out of the park ! I use his insights in my retail sales job, which has surprisingly elevated me to making Honda’s "Counsel of Sales Leaders" two years in a row !
Jim T.Subscriber
"Kevin offers great tips and advice... I have truly enjoyed his book and emails... it has helped me tremendously..."
Subscriber
"Kelvin Dorsey is the REAL DEAL."
E. HoodSubscriber
"Get ready for some "Ah Ha" moments all throughout Kelvin's writings."
MichulaSubscriber
"Daily gems kept me interested and reinforced some things that needed reinforcing."
Stuart. NZSubscriber
"Best money I’ve invested in my business online in 10 years."
Mav.Subscriber
"Kelvin Dorsey is crazy. That’s why I like him."
Nathan D.Subscriber
"Kelvin is the real deal. If you want to learn about copywriting and building a business that draws your ideal person to you, then you need to read his stuff."
Subscriber
"The way Kelvin writes his content, you will be literally laughing out loud!"
Subscriber
"If I can learn to write half this good I'll be eating shrimp from the Barbie every night!!!"
Travis TSubscriber
"His stories are very effective."
Joseph L. RSubscriber
"Kelvin reveals all of the tricks and "secrets" of the salesman's trade without resorting to dishonesty."
Tom PSubscriber
"Great example of what a good marketer does best, sell himself. Hip and a little crude but entertaining information."
Carol H. S.Subscriber
"Kelvin knows what he is talking about. His content has helped me sharpen my copywriting skills, email marketing skills, and speaking skills. Yes, speaking skills!"
Raj. KSubscriber
"You will learn a lot."
Marc. BSubscriber
"Kelvin provides extraordinary insight into successful online marketing."
Subscriber
Previous
Next

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”

Warning

CONTENT WARNING: Kelvin’s newsletter is rated R for strong, explicit lessons on persuasion, a full-frontal attack on poor salesmanship, obscenely profitable sales secrets throughout, disturbingly good copywriting lessons, and some marketing secrets that could be considered highly offensive to small-minded business owners.

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard-earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywriting Speed Course

Fast-track Your Way to Writing
Persuasive Sales Copy

I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

NOTE: The 10-Minute Copywriting Speed Course and The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet will be delivered to your inbox immediately upon signing up.

“Serious business owners and marketers need only subscribe”