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Dear subscriber,

Did you read yesterdee’s (my nanna used to call it that. You know, Mondee, Tuesdee, Wednesdee, etc ) email?

Ah, no biggie if you didn’t.

That just means your priorities are all out of whack.

Well anyhow, in that email, I mentioned that the June issue reveals a special (and exceptionally rare) kind of mindset that a few highly successful people have. It’s one of the most advantageous ways of thinking anyone could ever have.

Why is this strategic way of thinking so rare?

Great question, Chi-Chi.

I was thinking about that myself the other day. And, if I may humbly proffer, I doth believe I possess the answer.

Pray, would you care to hear it?

Very well then.

The reason most people (probably 95% of the population) don’t think this way is because it requires two things most people are NOT willing to sacrifice. Those two things are:

Time and Effort!

I learned this certain way of thinking about 10 years ago when I started studying Gary Bencivehag’s work. But I didn’t really grasp it until I heard it from a wildly successful high-stakes poker player. This guy doesn’t just dabble in this unique way of thinking every now and then, noooooo!

This special way of thinking is woven into the very fabric of his life philosophy.

It’s his entire raison d’être!

In fact, he’s written a book about it.

Now, this is one of those secrets that won’t send shivers down your spine or give a a dopamine rush. No sir! Neither will it be easy to implement straight away. This mindset must be developed. But for those who do embrace it, and practice it, well, you will be someone to be careful of. A force to be reckoned with.

For those who are interested…

…here are some other goodies inside this issue:

*An outrageously funny (and very effective) advertisement (used by a gentleman’s club in Thailand) that contains two of the most potent elements in all of marketing. (And, it can work just as well, in not better, for “normal” run-of-the-mill businesses. Not gonna lie, it takes some cojones to do this. But if you’re game, you’ll see how very effective this technique can be. – page 4)

*A clever way to market your business to English-speaking people when English is not your native language. (This was used brilliantly by a Thai restaurant owner who could barely speak a word of English. – page 5)

*A shrew psychological trick used by an Iowa strip club that helped remove the stigma or guilt some men feel when going to a strip club. (Here’s how you can use this clever psychological trick for your business… – page 5

*A 5-word phrase (made popular by an iconic 80s hair metal band) that reveals a life truth that, if acknowledged by marketers and salespeople in their sales and marketing messages, can build ridiculous amounts of trust and goodwill with your market.

*A 2-minute fast action plan for writing highly credible and believable sales copy. – page 7

Time’s a nearly runnin’ out on this offer.

To have this issue sent to your front door, you’ll need to follow the instructions here: https://kelvindorsey.com/mavericks-inner-circle/

 

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing maverick

P.S. I learned something rather amusing about poker when writing the June issue. It’s this:

There’s a nickname for the opening hand of Ace-King in Texas Hold ‘Em. They call it “The Anna Kournikova” hand. Why? Because it looks better than it plays!

Actually, I remember watching Anna Kournikova play at the Australian Open in 2001. It’s true what they say – she’s got a great ass… ass, what’s the word… assemblage of tennis shots.

 

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

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