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Dear subscriber,

So there she is… standing in a book store.

… mid-twenties, curvaceous, olive skin, about 5 foot 9 inches of sensuality, and with the face of a goddess.

She was hotter than a stolen Ferrari.

What I just described to you, is the woman I fell in love with (she was half Spanish) when I was a hormone-raging, starry-eyed 19-year-old.

I hate to admit it, but I was like a drooling lovesick puppy. I’m talking full-on, head-first dive into a whirlpool of infatuation, bumbling around like a blindfolded kid at a piñata party.

I was like a moth drawn to the flame, except…

… The Flame is a Married Woman!

Aww, geez.

That’s right, she was hitched, taken, off limits!

You know, falling for a married woman takes guts, but more than anything…

… it takes a high level of stupidity!

That can be a really bad combo.

Well, short story even shorter, nothing ever came of it. (well, that killed the story, didn’t it?)

But I’ll tell you this, I wasted a metric ton of my precious time and energy falling head over heels for this dame. It’s time I could have spent in more “target-rich environments.”

There’s a reason I’m writing about this.

The reason may not apply to you personally, but if you’re a freelance copywriter, it surely does.

Look, I have found that many freelance copywriters (and people who sell their own products and courses online) act just like me when I was 19. Meaning, they are wasting their precious time and energy when marketing their services or products which ultimately hurts their earning potential.

On page 13 of the June issue, I show freelance copywriters how to stop wasting their time and energy and start getting consistent work, and consistent sales.

But know this: for this to be of any benefit to you, you must have some decent copywriting chops.

You can’t be a hack, okay?

It’s no magic bullet.

OK.

If you wanna know what else this issue has to offer, read on.

More Good Stuff Inside the June Issue:

* From prison walls to corporate walls: The amazing story of how a known felon landed a prestigious job in corporate America. They knew he was a convicted felon. He was competing against other candidates who were far more qualified and experienced. But by the end of his interview, he had them eating off his hand. Here’s how you can use the felon’s persuasion secret to sell more of your product or service even if your product isn’t as good as your competitors. – starts on page 8

*A quickie crash course on how to turn product flaws into red-hot reasons to buy! (No product or service is perfect, not even yours, Freckles. So, here’s how to turn those negatives into more sales! – pages 10-11

*A little-known (but brilliant) business consultant’s secret to turning product flaws into product benefits. Nobody told this guy you can’t polish a turd. This guy loves finding sucky products and services so he can tweak their sales and marketing messages. After he’s put his special spin on the marketing and sales message, more times than not, they start selling like hotcakes. Here’s his secret… pages 11-12

*A dumbarse way most freelance copywriters go about looking for clients. Here’s a far more effective method… page 13

*The “In Love With a Married Woman” marketing lesson. This reveals one of the biggest mistakes made by online marketers who create their own products and courses. – page 14

Hey!

Hear that?

That’s the clock ticking down.

If you want this issue, you gotta move here: https://kelvindorsey.com/mavericks-inner-circle/

 

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

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