Dear subscriber,
Gotta joke for ya.
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
Answer: Ihop.
Yep, that’s about how well that joke should go over…
Okay, so why the tasteless joke, the sophisticated amongst you may ask?
Does there need to be a reason?
Actually, there is a reason.
Listen:
In the March issue, I revealed a big secret to creating a powerful personal/business brand. One of the examples inside the March issue was the popular breastaurant Hooters. I can’t go into the details here – that would be unfair to my inner circle members. But I will say this: you should make a conscious effort to study the world’s most successful brands and personal brands. This may seem like an easy thing to do, but when you start paying attention to branding, you’ll notice something. You’ll notice how bad most branding is in the business world.
Most businesses and corporations have horrible branding.
And personal brands?
Now that’s a whole nother level of pathetic.
Most personal brands are as weak as a premature kitten with one kidney.
Look, this is an important topic. If you have a weak personal brand, you won’t stand out. And if you don’t stand out, you can’t attract the right prospects, customers, and clients. And if you don’t take the time to create a strong personal brand, you will stay lost in the sea of sameness. You and what you have to offer, no matter how great, will get overlooked.
Simply put: when it comes to you and your offer…
… Nobody Will Give a Damn!
You’ll be like the world’s tallest dwarf.
The poorest rich person in Monte Carlo.
The weakest strong man at the circus.
You get the idea.
Now, if you’re not an inner circle member but you’d like to grab the March issue, are you shit out of luck?
Short answer: Yes.
Longer answer: Definitely yes.
Back issues are for inner circle members only… but chin-up, Freckles!
Not all is lost.
You see, not only does my email playbook show you how to write profitable emails, but it also shows you how to create a strong personal brand that attracts your ideal clients and customers.
If you think there’s any value in creating a strong personal brand, then you might wanna check out my Email Playbook.
You can do that here: https://kelvindorsey.com/email-mavericks-playbook/
Your friend,
Kelvin
Email Marketing Maverick
