Free Access to Kelvin’s Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet and 10 Minute Copy Speed Course

How To Grow Your Business For Less Than The Cost of a Strawberry

Here’s an interesting little-known fact:

The entire internet weighs about the same as one large strawberry (about 50 grams.)

Hard to believe, isn’t it?

But, amazingly enough, this is true.

You see, the internet runs on electrons and that’s how data is stored.

The weight of these electrons is a ridiculously small number.

Take an average email, for example; it takes about 8 billion electrons. Well, those 8 billion electrons weigh just two ten-thousandths of a quadrillionth of an ounce.

Why am I going on about all this?

Simple.

Because that “hard to believe little fact” reminds me of my new book titled: Damn Good Advice For Email Marketers (or anyone who sells something)

You see, this book contains a plethora of simple (but incredibly effective) actionable marketing and sales secrets that can truly fill your coffers to overflowing, and….

….I’m selling it at the ridiculously low price of 99 darn cents!

I’m practically givin’ this book away!

How much should I charge for a book so chock full of profits boosting advice?

Well, let me put it this way:

Even if you took just one idea from this book and applied it to your business, and it increases your business profits by just 1% you’re still miles ahead.

Look, this is a no brainer, and many of my astute subscribers have already snatched up this book, and no doubt are already using some of the secrets revealed in the book to ramp up their bottom lines.

Well anyway, here’s a little teaser of what’s inside this cheap-ass (but oh-so valuable) book:

The 7 marketing secrets Jamie Foxx deployed that propelled him to the very top of the Hollywood heap. (And how you can use them to grow your business)
How to find out exactly what your market wants without ever talking to them.
How to write irresistible email optin forms. (Your optin sales copy plays a huge role in determining how fast (or slow) you build your email list. These tips can dramatically boost your optin rates – in a BIG way!
A little-known resource that transformed my business and the way I approach selling. (It’s hands down the best resource on sales I’ve ever come across.)
The single most powerful way to increase the “perceived value” of your product or service. (You’ll be shocked at how simple this is, yet hardly anyone does this)
How watching TV can make you a better marketer. (If you already like watching TV, then this little trick will be cake for you.)
How to increase your business revenue by hanging out with people on Facebook. (I know this sounds crazy, but trust me, this is gold!)
A sneaky (and ethical) way to get world class copywriters to improve your emails and open rates without them even knowing. And best of all, it won’t cost you a single penny.

Plus tons more, as copywriters like to say.

If you want it, just clicketh here: https://www.amazon.com/DAMN-GOOD-ADVICE-EMAIL-MARKETERS

Hope you doin’ well.

Talk soon.

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mind blowing tips and secrets."

"Kelvin cuts through the crap. What he teaches just makes sense."

"This Maverick guy is oh so different. Kinda crazy in a delightful (and profitable) way! He is the one Goo-Ruu who really gets it . . . when it comes to the psychology of sales, he routinely hits it out of the park ! I use his insights in my retail sales job, which has surprisingly elevated me to making Honda’s "Counsel of Sales Leaders" two years in a row !

"Kevin offers great tips and advice... I have truly enjoyed his book and emails... it has helped me tremendously..."

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"Daily gems kept me interested and reinforced some things that needed reinforcing."

"Best money I’ve invested in my business online in 10 years."

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"If I can learn to write half this good I'll be eating shrimp from the Barbie every night!!!"

"His stories are very effective."

"Kelvin reveals all of the tricks and "secrets" of the salesman's trade without resorting to dishonesty."

"Great example of what a good marketer does best, sell himself. Hip and a little crude but entertaining information."

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