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Never Send a Robot to Do a Human’s Job.

Dear subscriber,

Back in the day, being a published author meant something.

It meant you were legit.

Credible.

Someone worth reading.

But that’s all changed.

Now any schmuck with a few functioning brain cells can publish a book. I read somewhere that said every hour about 500 books are published.

The bar hasn’t been lowered, it’s been smashed to pieces, burned, and then smoked by amateur writers who can’t afford to buy a pack of smokes.

Yup, everyone’s an author nowadays.

I hear Nicki Minaj is now writing a book. Look, I’m a fan of Nicki’s, but her writing a book? She should stick to what she does best. You never saw Ernest Hemingway shaking his booty for money.

That’s a great point, Kelvin.

Ah, thanks, dear subscriber.

I have another: Artificial Intelligence.

Throw AI on top of this dumpster fire that is the publishing world and we’ve got ourselves a real shit-uation. AI is the bottomless rocket fuel being poured on top…

… With Reckless Abandon!

With AI, hell, you don’t even need to write a damn thing. Just tell ChatGPT what type of book you want written and, hey presto, you have your book. By the way, there are people who do this and make pretty good dough, too.

Sad.

Listen, I don’t care how good ChatGPT gets. I’m not gonna use it. I want my words to come from heart, soul, and mind – not some damn machine.

Listen, you have a personality. You talk a certain way. If you were a speaker, would you send out a robot to speak for you?

I think not. At least not if you had some modicum of self-respect.

I think of writing in the same way.

Bottom line:

Don’t send a robot to do a human’s job.

Write in YOUR voice, dammit!

Listen, if you want some of my best writing tips, then you might want to check out this: https://kelvindorsey.com/email-mavericks-playbook/

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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