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Once Upon a Time…

Dear subscriber,

Once upon a time…

… a laydee went to the doctor and complained that her husband had lost interest in sex.

The doctor gave her a pill but warned her that it was still experimental.

He had told her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she did just that. About a week later, she found herself back at the doctor’s office. With a nervous smile, she said, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!”

The doctor’s face turned pale as he realized the unintended consequence of the pill. “I’m sorry,” he stammered, “we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”

Shaking her head, she replied, “Nah, that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”

***

Speaking of pills, there seems to be a pill for everything these days, doesn’t there?

People love taking pills.

Why?

That’s easy.

Because taking a pill is a quick fix. People want quick and easy.

If only there were a pill you could take that would turn you into a great salesperson or copywriter, eh?

Well, guess what?

Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, there IS a quick fix to improve your sales or copywriting skills. Yup, sometimes all it takes is a new insight, a new way of thinking, or a slight tweak in your approach.

Let me break it down Barney style for you:

A new way of think about something brings about a new way of doing that something which brings about…

… A New Result!

However, there’s an “obvious as the nose on Barbra Streisand’s face” caveat:

That new way of thinking must be better and more effective than your old way of thinking.

In the June issue, there are two very different ways of approaching, thinking about, and viewing sales and persuasion that can instantly (like taking a pill) improve your sales skills.

Now, let me level with you.

If there’s ever been a time when I may have been accused of overhyping or overselling something, this ain’t gonna be it. In fact, I’ve done the opposite. I’ve downplayed this issue.

Seriously, it’s a challenge to communicate its true magnitude without sounding like I’m on an infomercial.

But mark my words, this is the real deal, a lesson that can get prospects rushing to your order page with open wallets and hearts full of trust.

How do you get this issue?

See here: https://kelvindorsey.com/mavericks-inner-circle/

But you better not mess around.

The deadline is drawing nigh.

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

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I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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