Side B

Dear subscriber,

Let’s talk about humor.

A monkey riding a bike is funny.

Comedian Bill Burr is funny.

And, the August issue is funny. Well, kinda, in a roundabout way.

As I’ve been touting in my previous emails, the August issue reveals a big secret to making people laugh. Now, I know us copywriters love to throw around the word “secret”, but there really is a secret.

And once you fully grasp this secret, you’ll be able to craft your own similes, jokes, and humorous stories almost at will.

How well you apply this secret comes down to you and your wit.

Obviously, I can help you in that department – God gave you what he gave you, but I can show you how to channel your creativity with some guidelines, structure, and a very big insight into what makes something funny.

That’s one-half of the issue. If you want to know what’s in the other half, read on:

Side B of the August Issue:

*The little-talked-about (and surprisingly controversial) “F&S” success formula. I don’t know why this is not taught more, but it’s one of the best success formulas you can ever adopt. – page 3

*Perhaps the most overlooked productivity hack ever. It astounds me how many people don’t do this. It’s ridiculously simple, and you can almost instantly double your productivity even if you think you’re already working harder than a Nike sweatshop worker. – page 3

*The high achiever’s secret to getting ahead in life. All highly successful people share this trait mentioned on page 4, and it’s what allows them to get more done, learn more, and create almost unstoppable momentum in their business.

*A completely non-woo-woo lesson on the popular “money loves speed” maxim. This down-n-dirty look into this popular saying will show you how to attract more money without any of the usual law of attraction BS taught by broke life coaches. This will have your feet on the ground and your head in the game. – page 4

*An A-list actor’s ingenious marketing secret to creating billion-dollar brands in almost record time. This Hollywood legend has built two billion-dollar brands within two years, and he did it with this deviously clever marketing technique. In fact, this Hollywood actor’s marketing trick works so well, it now has a name. (Yup, just like “personal branding” became a thing, this actor’s brilliant marketing trick now has its own term. Of course, like every other marketing innovation that’s wildly successful, the copycats are quick to jump in on the action… but few do it better than this guy. The good news? It can be used by almost anyone who promotes their business online.)

Now listen…

… I keep telling you guys this offer is going to end very soon, but some of you are playing it cooler than Bjorn Borg in ’77.

If you want this issue, you should hot-foot it here: https://kelvindorsey.com/mavericks-inner-circle/

Your friend,

Kelvin

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