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I’m a Heavy Smoker…

 

“I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.” ~ Bill Hicks

 

Dear subscriber,

Exaggeration works well in comedy.

Copywriting – not so much.

In fact, it will hurt your copywriting efforts quicker than Tyson hurt Spinks in ’88.

Yup, exaggeration and big claims in your sales copy will set off alarms or red flags in your prospects’ minds. Kinda like a guy on a date who claims he’s on the big bucks but when it comes time to pay for dinner, he pulls out a voucher.

Sadly, when it comes to stretching the truth, nobody does it better than copywriters. They’re like the Pablo Escobars of puffery, peddling their wares with promises so grandiose they’d make Donald Trump blush.

Now, understand this:

Every time you make a claim or promise in your sales copy, you’re creating objections and skepticism in your prospect’s minds. However, there are several ways to deliver your claims and promises so that they are accepted, trusted, and believed. These techniques work so well, even the most outlandish claims sound believable.

Ya know, learning how to make your sales copy believable is perhaps the single most important copywriting skill you could ever learn, especially in today’s cynical world. If your claims aren’t believable, you might as well be selling peanut butter to kindergartens.

So obvious, yet so overlooked.

If you’d like to learn this important (crucial) copywriting skill, then turn to pages 111-114 of  The Black Book, and implement what you learn therein.

Huh?

You don’t own The Black Book?

No worries. You can check it out here: https://kelvindorsey.com/the-black-bookcol/

 

Your friend,

Kelvin

Email Marketing Maverick

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny. 

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

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Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

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Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

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