Free Access to Kelvin’s Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet and 10 Minute Copy Speed Course

You’re Either Bringin’ The Heat Or You’re Draggin’ Your Feet.

Here’s a curious little fact:

Since its discovery in 1930, Pluto has traveled only a third of its way around the Sun.

Is Pluto slow?

Nope.

It’s just that Pluto is so damn far away (about 5.9 billion km) from the Sun. For those of you who care: Pluto takes 248 years to orbit the Sun.

You know, a lot of marketers (especially email marketers) are just like Pluto. Here’s what I mean: These marketers work just as hard (if not harder) than any other marketer, yet they don’t seem to get anywhere.

Are these marketers slow-witted?

Look, I’m sure there’s a small percentage of marketers who are not playing with a full deck, but that’s the case in any group. No. The reason why so many marketers struggle to get anywhere with their marketing is this:

They Lack Illumination.

That’s right; they have not been illuminated by the principles of marketing and thus…

..They Are More In The Dark Than Pluto!

You see, when you’re not hip to the principles of a thing, your actions will be too far away from the actions that actually work.

And so it is with email marketing.

Without a strong grounding in the principles of marketing, it won’t matter how many emails you send; they will all ring hollow.

Do I cover these marketing principles in my Playbook?

Does Steven Seagal make bad movies?

Of course, I do, Pookie.

It’s called 12 Marketing Principles You Must Know Before You Send a Single Email, and, I believe, this segment alone is worth the price of admission.

To see what else I cover, take your peepers over here: Email Playbook

Keep on keepin’ on.

Email Marketing Maverick

P.S. I want to make damn sure you got today’s message. That message is this: Success in anything is not determined by one’s intelligence but rather how close one’s actions are to the principles of that thing.

The more aligned your marketing actions are to the principles of marketing, the more success you will have.

P.S.S. Speaking of marketing principles, I will be uploading a new book on Amazon in the next week or two. But let me issue you a word of caution: With this book, I dove so deep into the principles of marketing it will make your brain hurt.

Hey, Kelvin, do you have any copywriting products?

Aha…I thought you’d never ask.

I sure do.

However, they are very expensive, and if you’ve just stumbled onto my website and don’t know me from a can of paint, you’d be nuts to buy any of my products. After all, I could be a complete copywriting novice dressed up in guru clothing. Hell, the internet has no shortage of those.

Listen: I believe you should put someone’s content to the test before shelling out your hard earned. Know this: I want to help you drag in more sales for your business before you even think about giving me a single penny.

And that, dear website visitor, is why all my new subscribers get the following two perks:

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #1 - The 10-Minute Copywritng Speed Course

Fast-track your way to writing persuasive sales copy. I’m talking about copy that stomps on peoples’ greed glands while sounding credible and believable. Not easy to do. That’s why I created the 10-minute copywriting speed course. (You’re welcome)

I don’t care if you’re a sniveling beginner or a grizzled veteran, this will help you write copy that opens both minds and wallets!

FACT: most people suck at writing promotional emails...

And yet… people still seem to make email marketing profitable – lame email copy and all.

Even the most clueless of business owners who add email to their marketing arsenal will see an increase in business.

Email, dear website visitor, is a very forgiving marketing medium. And therein lies a golden opportunity. If you learn just a little email copy (as opposed to normal copywriting – yes…there’s a difference), you can truly work wonders with email marketing. Look, I could wax lyrical about email copy all day long, but let me get straight to the point:

Email and sales go together like drunk and disorderly, and…I want to prove to you how easy it is to write emails people love to read and buy from. The notion that you need to be well versed in direct response marketing and be a certified copywriting pro is just beautiful nonsense. Not saying that won’t help… of course it’d help. What I am saying is that email is a very different animal, thus, you can get away with not possessing a lick of copywriting knowledge. If you’re serious about boosting your business’s sales, you’re gonna love perk #2 …

NEW SUBSCRIBER PERK #2 - The Ultimate Email Cheat-Sheet

Don’t let their simplicity fool you. These 17 email “types” are shockingly effective for selling products and services.

"Kelvin has always given outstanding ways of improving your email marketing responses with proven mind blowing tips and secrets."

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